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That Band Rosaline Broke Up
Betcha she loves RosalineThey were more post-hardcore than metal, I’ll admit, but a few of you may have girlfriends who are way into these dudes. Tonight, right before you put it in, you can tell her...
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Mark Hunter Kills Chimaira
Mark HunterThat’s it. One man does not a band make, so Chimaira’s vocalist Mark Hunter has decided to throw in the towel. “After fifteen full-blown ass-ripping years, it is with great honor to announce...
View ArticleOceano Rumored To Have Broken Up
That’s right, folks. Do a little jig, or high-five the nearest metal fan — Oceano, that annoying, grating, boring, talentless shitcore band no rational person fucking likes — has apparently broken up....
View ArticleOceano Frontman Basically Says He Quit The Band
Remember a few weeks back we had heard a rumor about Chicago douchecore act Oceano throwing in the towel, and we were so fucking jazzed, we beat off out our fourth floor window — and jizzed on those...
View ArticleOceano Now Saying They’re Probably Done
Oh glorious day. Look outside, kids. The sunny is shining, the birds are singing a cheerful song — the lady in the building next to yours forgot to close her blinds after her shower. Oh glorious...
View ArticleIn The Midst Of Lions Breaks Up
I’ve never heard this band’s music, so their disintegration into obscurity means nothing to me. But two of you readers emailed me about it, making me think some people who visit GSA may care. But to...
View ArticleStatic-X Officially Done
I thought the demise of Static-X was old news. Apparently, it isn’t. Static-X’s death is now official. Wayne Static took to Facebook to say that since “the Static X name [has been] dissolved, this page...
View ArticleUnimportant Band With Shit Name Breaks Up
Good. Fuck Woe, Is Me with their comma in their stupid name. I hate that shit. Yes — Woe, Is Me is no mo, is me. A statement from vocalist Hance Alligood says he’s out and the rest of the band’s done,...
View ArticleSacred Mother Tongue Breaks Up
This is fucking whack-ass shit, if ever shit was whack-ass. Sacred Mother Tongue — who we streamed a track from back in April — have thrown in the towel. The band’s forthcoming co-headlining tour with...
View ArticleNachtmystium’s Done, Dudes
That’s right, kids. Even though there was supposed to be a record in stores this spring, Blake Judd — who was charged last month with theft by unauthorized control of property not exceeding $500 in...
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