That’s right, folks.
Do a little jig, or high-five the nearest metal fan — Oceano, that annoying, grating, boring, talentless shitcore band no rational person fucking likes — has apparently broken up.
The band that has ruined the ocean’s good name (the water, not the band) has yet to confirm the news, but the rumors are running fucking rampant, and I betcha tomorrow — when their publicist is back at his or her desk — a news release will go out with a statement on how they’re throwing in the towel because they want to make the world a better place.
We would love to confirm this news, of course, so if you know anything, do you part — say something. Let us know.
We’re going to get back to planning our “Oceano’s Dead” party. Invitations will go out as soon as the news is confirmed.
We’re looking into booking a hall right now. We’ll serve up some cupcakes, some grain alcohol, and just bang our heads into the wall until the blood loss causes us to pass out — all in celebration of this glorious news.
Why would we do that? Because listening to Oceano is basically the musical equivalent of banging your head against a brick wall. Truly.
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