Oceano Now Saying They’re Probably Done

Oh glorious day. Look outside, kids. The sunny is shining, the birds are singing a cheerful song — the lady in the building next to yours forgot to close her blinds after her shower. Oh glorious afternoon!

Oceano have broken their silence on long-standing rumors they’re shitcanning the band.

It seems they read this site, because they are — indeed — throwing in the fucking towel.

Good. These dudes are worthless.

“Just to clear everything up, Oceano is NOT looking for a new singer,” the band says on Facebook.

“New England Metal and Hardcore Festival will be one of the last Oceano shows ever, and yes, Adam will be there. Thanks for all of your support.”

You’re not welcome.